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Standard Issue Rations
Available at all authorized dispensaries. Must be consumed within 12 minutes of opening to prevent container dissolution.
Bebzi Classic
The original corrosive formula. Clinically proven to accelerate dental porosity. We guarantee 100% Swiss cheese satisfaction! Standard 500 ml aluminum receptacle.
Bebzi Void
Zero calories. Contains traces of lab-grown dark matter and the good stuff that even made John Lemon jealous. Do not consume on an empty stomach to avoid spontaneous localized implosions.
Bebzi Absolute Void
Enhanced with unstable artificial energy constructs. May cause mild to severe bioluminescence of the internal organs. Standard 500 ml lead-lined aluminum receptacle.