The Choice Of A
Compliant
Generation.

Refresh your mandate! The undisputed leading industrial solvent is now boldly rebranded for your lifestyle. Overriding your natural thirst receptors has never tasted so aggressively average.

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Standard Issue Rations

Available at all authorized dispensaries. Must be consumed within 12 minutes of opening to prevent container dissolution.

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Bebzi Classic

The original corrosive formula. Clinically proven to accelerate dental porosity. We guarantee 100% Swiss cheese satisfaction! Standard 500 ml aluminum receptacle.

π9.99/mo for 24 months
Highly Enforced
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Bebzi Void

Zero calories. Contains traces of lab-grown dark matter and the good stuff that even made John Lemon jealous. Do not consume on an empty stomach to avoid spontaneous localized implosions.

π9.99/mo for 24 months
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Bebzi Absolute Void

Enhanced with unstable artificial energy constructs. May cause mild to severe bioluminescence of the internal organs. Standard 500 ml lead-lined aluminum receptacle.

π9.99/mo for 24 months